* Why do the mathematicians name their dog "Cauchy" ?
Because he leaves a residue at every pole.
* You know what's odd to me ?
Numbers that are not divisible by two.
* A pair of discrete mathematicians are in a field. One asks: "I wonder how many sheeps there are in this field ?"
The second replies: "There are 200."
Astonished, the first asks: "How do you manage to count that fast ?"
"That's simple, I counted the legs and divided by four."
source (in french): Blagues mathématiques et autres curiosités, Bruno Winkler, Editions ellipse.
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